What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

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Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Paolini and 'legend' Errani win women's doubles title - Yahoo Sports

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is a light therapy mask a good investment?

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Then came..

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Controversial Call Leads To Oregon Losing By A Run - University of Oregon Athletics

So they tried

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Mets place Mark Vientos on 10-day IL, option Max Kranick in flurry of roster moves - SNY

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Scientists Are Sending Cannabis Seeds to Space - WIRED

Unacceptable again!

No way

Everyone loved it.

Trump said we don't need Canada's lumber. So a good incentive and subsidy to compete against the highly subsidized Canadian lumber industry for home construction is needed. What would Canadians do when they have no one to export their timber to?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Is it overstating to say that AI is on a par with the invention of fire, electricity, flight, or the Internet in its ability to transform our lives?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why don't people like Nickelback?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.